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I’m not the only one who takes sexy photos with vegetables!! :)
herdirtylittleheart:

I will suspend my usual stance (you don’t make friends with salad) for TGS.

thegetawayshoes: I think I make a compelling argument for eating your vegetables.



After hearing that Billy’s doctor had reprimanded him for not eating enough veggies, Susie adamantly refused to serve him dessert until he had finished eating his greens.
At his follow-up appointment, Billy’s doctor was astounded by his progress. He appeared befuddled though, at Billy’s explanation of his dietary changes. “These improvements in your health are from your wife wearing more green?!”

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    heretoenjoy:

    I’m not the only one who takes sexy photos with vegetables!! :)

    herdirtylittleheart:

    I will suspend my usual stance (you don’t make friends with salad) for TGS.

    thegetawayshoesI think I make a compelling argument for eating your vegetables.

    After hearing that Billy’s doctor had reprimanded him for not eating enough veggies, Susie adamantly refused to serve him dessert until he had finished eating his greens.

    At his follow-up appointment, Billy’s doctor was astounded by his progress. He appeared befuddled though, at Billy’s explanation of his dietary changes. “These improvements in your health are from your wife wearing more green?!”

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